Thursday, February 23, 2006

kids these days are so naïve.

If you and your boyfriend are in high school and plotting to kill a classmate, here are some guidelines to follow:
1. Don't write about it in your silly little diary.
2. Don't burn the body on your family's property.
3. Don't chop up the body and distribute part of it in another location from where you burned it.

I guess poor Sarah Kolb and her boyfriend, Gregory, did not know about this. Because, yes, they did it all. Everybody knows that you follow guidelines 1-3, but I guess they missed the memo. I know the girl they killed was hitting on Gregory, but come on Sarah, was he really worth it? Or are you just another crazy Texan? If so, I definately won't mess with Texas. (Wow, that was lame.)

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