proud to be an american.

Why on earth did I not know about the Summer Redneck Games? Why? I would have been there in a heartbeat. What could be more fun than partying in East Dublin, Georgia with a bunch of southerners, and participating in events like bobbing for pigs' feet and hubcap hurling. I would have won a gold medal. I take games seriously, and I play to win. They even have a belly flop contest! Hell yeah! You better believe I’ll be there next year, and I’ll look a little some thing like this:


So I can party with these people:


Watch yourself, when you see me hurl a hubcap... well... let's just say you batter watch out.