yep, definately not funny.

Sick of snakes on a plane? Well from now on we'll be getting the mother f***ing birds of this mother f***ing wire. Har har har!

tee hee

Oh what a perfect world...

quote!

"The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals." -Sir William Osler

So true... so true. It makes me think humans are insane. Wait, I already think that, but this just adds to the nonsense.

yeah...riiiiight.

Why, yes, that is Hilary Clinton. And, no, I don't have an opinion.I'm sure you want to know more.

a world full of wimps.

My mother did not raise me to be a wimp. When I learned how to ride a bike, and when I continuously fell off onto the asphalt, she would not take “I give up” as an answer, regardless of the bruises and scrapes. If I didn’t get invited to a birthday party, well I just had to suck it up. Life is hard, and the world can be evil, but I learned to deal with it. And guess what? I turned out to be a mentally healthy individual with high self esteem, able to pursue goals effectively.

Nowadays parents are raising wimps. Mothers won’t let their kids ride bikes because they might fall off. They strap helmets on their kids to ride a tricycle! There are rules in school that say you cannot discuss parties or get togethers unless everybody is invited. What are these children going to do in high school, or better yet in their adult lives? It can be brutal out there, and if you can’t learn how to take some ups and downs in life, you may just get walked all over.

I could go on for days, but I'll leave it at that. Just know that when I have a kid, it will kick your kids' ass. Well not literally, but you know what I mean.

beer review

Check out my new review on Unibroue Éphémère over at weathered living.

eat this environmentalists.

Apparently this thing has 1 camel-power, and gets 350 miles per gallon.

*Connotations do not necessarily reflect those intended by the author.

everyone is smoking crack.

What the hell is wrong with the world you ask? I think I have just found the answer. This picture. When you put little kids, all eight years of age and younger, in a "Mutton Bustin'" contest, you know the universe is just a little off kilter. The middle east is in upheaval and you have little kids in a contest to see how long they can stay on a sheep. Hezbollah just unleashed rockets on Israeli towns, and we have kids riding sheep. We sure are creating productive citizens. My logic if probably way off, but from now on when something bad happens I will be blaming it upon this Mutton Bustin' contest.

horrified!

Does it ever sacre you when you think about the kind of people that have large chunks of money and exude influence over others? Say, for instance, Paris Hilton? Well, today as I surfed through the latest on the drudge report the headline was, "Paris Hilton: 'Who is Tony Blair?'" I didn't even have to click on the link to read the article. This isn't a circumstance of taking a quote out of context. It is what it is. Disgraceful! I guess money can't buy intelligence. Or wait, I take it back, it can't buy common sense. But I guess you don't need a brain to do this:


Ah hell, atleast she's pretty to look at, and gave us an entertaining sex video.

har har har

Although everybody is probably sick of hearing about global warming, I did find this to be rather funny.